someone: I like your shirt
me: So do I that's why I bought it

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

fastestoctopusalive:

you know i see all these “i support lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgendered people, queers, etc.” things floating around tumblr

and it makes me wonder if those same people will support an asexual person

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

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edwardspoonhands:

First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.

But there are a number of circumstances in which…